Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
