Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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