Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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