ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
