Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
