love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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