ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
