im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Panties = found
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
