his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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