Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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