Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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