Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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