he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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