dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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