We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
