I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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