good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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