question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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