Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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