he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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