The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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