1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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