How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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