So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
