you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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