her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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