I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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