brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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