Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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