Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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