Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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