it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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