I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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