So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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