Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
how drunk are you?
Several
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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