it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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