Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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