she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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