if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
