All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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