I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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