i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You left your underwear on the fireplace
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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