and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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