He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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