I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
