I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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