its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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