the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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