I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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