yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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