She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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