Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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