im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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