He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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