lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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